diff --git a/_site/feed.xml b/_site/feed.xml
index 58ef904e..e0e71009 100644
--- a/_site/feed.xml
+++ b/_site/feed.xml
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
     <subtitle>Leilukin&#39;s personal website.</subtitle>
     <link href="https://leilukin.neocities.org/feed.xml" rel="self"/>
     <link href="https://leilukin.neocities.org"/>
-    <updated>2024-04-29T03:15:37Z</updated>
+    <updated>2024-04-29T03:36:24Z</updated>
     <id>https://leilukin.neocities.org</id>
     <author>
         <name>Leilukin</name>
diff --git a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/articles/cassette-beasts-more-than-a-pokemon-clone/index.html b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/articles/cassette-beasts-more-than-a-pokemon-clone/index.html
index a6f7e560..1c2061e5 100644
--- a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/articles/cassette-beasts-more-than-a-pokemon-clone/index.html
+++ b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/articles/cassette-beasts-more-than-a-pokemon-clone/index.html
@@ -103,9 +103,9 @@
     
     const todayEvent = getTodayEvent();
 
-    if (todayEvent != "No event") {
+    if (todayEvent) {
         heroTopBarEl.classList.remove('hidden');
-        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = getBlurbHtml(todayEvent);
+        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = todayEvent;
     }
 
     function getTodayEvent() {
@@ -113,35 +113,22 @@
         const month = date.getMonth() + 1;
         const day = date.getDate();
 
-        if (month == 4 && day == 26)
-            return "CB Anniversary";
-        else if (month == 10 && day == 4)
-            return "Pier Anniversary";
-        else
-            return "No event";
-    }
-
-    function getBlurbHtml(day) {
         const currentYear = new Date().getFullYear();
         const cbReleaseDate = new Date("2023-04-26").getFullYear();
         const pierReleaseDate = new Date("2023-10-04").getFullYear();
         const cbAnniversary = currentYear - cbReleaseDate;
         const pierAnniversary = currentYear - pierReleaseDate;
 
-        switch (day) {
-            case "CB Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            case "Pier Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            default:
-                return ``;
-        }
+        if (month === 4 && day === 26)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else if (month === 10 && day === 4)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else
+            return null;
     }
 
 </script>
diff --git a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/articles/index.html b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/articles/index.html
index f8dff441..68da255e 100644
--- a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/articles/index.html
+++ b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/articles/index.html
@@ -103,9 +103,9 @@
     
     const todayEvent = getTodayEvent();
 
-    if (todayEvent != "No event") {
+    if (todayEvent) {
         heroTopBarEl.classList.remove('hidden');
-        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = getBlurbHtml(todayEvent);
+        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = todayEvent;
     }
 
     function getTodayEvent() {
@@ -113,35 +113,22 @@
         const month = date.getMonth() + 1;
         const day = date.getDate();
 
-        if (month == 4 && day == 26)
-            return "CB Anniversary";
-        else if (month == 10 && day == 4)
-            return "Pier Anniversary";
-        else
-            return "No event";
-    }
-
-    function getBlurbHtml(day) {
         const currentYear = new Date().getFullYear();
         const cbReleaseDate = new Date("2023-04-26").getFullYear();
         const pierReleaseDate = new Date("2023-10-04").getFullYear();
         const cbAnniversary = currentYear - cbReleaseDate;
         const pierAnniversary = currentYear - pierReleaseDate;
 
-        switch (day) {
-            case "CB Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            case "Pier Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            default:
-                return ``;
-        }
+        if (month === 4 && day === 26)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else if (month === 10 && day === 4)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else
+            return null;
     }
 
 </script>
diff --git a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/featured/index.html b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/featured/index.html
index ce48d9d3..87c8d290 100644
--- a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/featured/index.html
+++ b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/featured/index.html
@@ -103,9 +103,9 @@
     
     const todayEvent = getTodayEvent();
 
-    if (todayEvent != "No event") {
+    if (todayEvent) {
         heroTopBarEl.classList.remove('hidden');
-        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = getBlurbHtml(todayEvent);
+        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = todayEvent;
     }
 
     function getTodayEvent() {
@@ -113,35 +113,22 @@
         const month = date.getMonth() + 1;
         const day = date.getDate();
 
-        if (month == 4 && day == 26)
-            return "CB Anniversary";
-        else if (month == 10 && day == 4)
-            return "Pier Anniversary";
-        else
-            return "No event";
-    }
-
-    function getBlurbHtml(day) {
         const currentYear = new Date().getFullYear();
         const cbReleaseDate = new Date("2023-04-26").getFullYear();
         const pierReleaseDate = new Date("2023-10-04").getFullYear();
         const cbAnniversary = currentYear - cbReleaseDate;
         const pierAnniversary = currentYear - pierReleaseDate;
 
-        switch (day) {
-            case "CB Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            case "Pier Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            default:
-                return ``;
-        }
+        if (month === 4 && day === 26)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else if (month === 10 && day === 4)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else
+            return null;
     }
 
 </script>
diff --git a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/gamelog/index.html b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/gamelog/index.html
index 2622a289..c4043161 100644
--- a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/gamelog/index.html
+++ b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/gamelog/index.html
@@ -103,9 +103,9 @@
     
     const todayEvent = getTodayEvent();
 
-    if (todayEvent != "No event") {
+    if (todayEvent) {
         heroTopBarEl.classList.remove('hidden');
-        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = getBlurbHtml(todayEvent);
+        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = todayEvent;
     }
 
     function getTodayEvent() {
@@ -113,35 +113,22 @@
         const month = date.getMonth() + 1;
         const day = date.getDate();
 
-        if (month == 4 && day == 26)
-            return "CB Anniversary";
-        else if (month == 10 && day == 4)
-            return "Pier Anniversary";
-        else
-            return "No event";
-    }
-
-    function getBlurbHtml(day) {
         const currentYear = new Date().getFullYear();
         const cbReleaseDate = new Date("2023-04-26").getFullYear();
         const pierReleaseDate = new Date("2023-10-04").getFullYear();
         const cbAnniversary = currentYear - cbReleaseDate;
         const pierAnniversary = currentYear - pierReleaseDate;
 
-        switch (day) {
-            case "CB Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            case "Pier Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            default:
-                return ``;
-        }
+        if (month === 4 && day === 26)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else if (month === 10 && day === 4)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else
+            return null;
     }
 
 </script>
diff --git a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/index.html b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/index.html
index 00d4a2e5..cd0bf7dc 100644
--- a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/index.html
+++ b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/index.html
@@ -103,9 +103,9 @@
     
     const todayEvent = getTodayEvent();
 
-    if (todayEvent != "No event") {
+    if (todayEvent) {
         heroTopBarEl.classList.remove('hidden');
-        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = getBlurbHtml(todayEvent);
+        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = todayEvent;
     }
 
     function getTodayEvent() {
@@ -113,35 +113,22 @@
         const month = date.getMonth() + 1;
         const day = date.getDate();
 
-        if (month == 4 && day == 26)
-            return "CB Anniversary";
-        else if (month == 10 && day == 4)
-            return "Pier Anniversary";
-        else
-            return "No event";
-    }
-
-    function getBlurbHtml(day) {
         const currentYear = new Date().getFullYear();
         const cbReleaseDate = new Date("2023-04-26").getFullYear();
         const pierReleaseDate = new Date("2023-10-04").getFullYear();
         const cbAnniversary = currentYear - cbReleaseDate;
         const pierAnniversary = currentYear - pierReleaseDate;
 
-        switch (day) {
-            case "CB Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            case "Pier Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            default:
-                return ``;
-        }
+        if (month === 4 && day === 26)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else if (month === 10 && day === 4)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else
+            return null;
     }
 
 </script>
diff --git a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/resources/index.html b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/resources/index.html
index 49584e82..35620dbc 100644
--- a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/resources/index.html
+++ b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/resources/index.html
@@ -103,9 +103,9 @@
     
     const todayEvent = getTodayEvent();
 
-    if (todayEvent != "No event") {
+    if (todayEvent) {
         heroTopBarEl.classList.remove('hidden');
-        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = getBlurbHtml(todayEvent);
+        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = todayEvent;
     }
 
     function getTodayEvent() {
@@ -113,35 +113,22 @@
         const month = date.getMonth() + 1;
         const day = date.getDate();
 
-        if (month == 4 && day == 26)
-            return "CB Anniversary";
-        else if (month == 10 && day == 4)
-            return "Pier Anniversary";
-        else
-            return "No event";
-    }
-
-    function getBlurbHtml(day) {
         const currentYear = new Date().getFullYear();
         const cbReleaseDate = new Date("2023-04-26").getFullYear();
         const pierReleaseDate = new Date("2023-10-04").getFullYear();
         const cbAnniversary = currentYear - cbReleaseDate;
         const pierAnniversary = currentYear - pierReleaseDate;
 
-        switch (day) {
-            case "CB Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            case "Pier Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            default:
-                return ``;
-        }
+        if (month === 4 && day === 26)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else if (month === 10 && day === 4)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else
+            return null;
     }
 
 </script>
diff --git a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/trivia/index.html b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/trivia/index.html
index a9639828..13e70ed5 100644
--- a/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/trivia/index.html
+++ b/_site/shrines/cassettebeasts/trivia/index.html
@@ -103,9 +103,9 @@
     
     const todayEvent = getTodayEvent();
 
-    if (todayEvent != "No event") {
+    if (todayEvent) {
         heroTopBarEl.classList.remove('hidden');
-        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = getBlurbHtml(todayEvent);
+        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = todayEvent;
     }
 
     function getTodayEvent() {
@@ -113,35 +113,22 @@
         const month = date.getMonth() + 1;
         const day = date.getDate();
 
-        if (month == 4 && day == 26)
-            return "CB Anniversary";
-        else if (month == 10 && day == 4)
-            return "Pier Anniversary";
-        else
-            return "No event";
-    }
-
-    function getBlurbHtml(day) {
         const currentYear = new Date().getFullYear();
         const cbReleaseDate = new Date("2023-04-26").getFullYear();
         const pierReleaseDate = new Date("2023-10-04").getFullYear();
         const cbAnniversary = currentYear - cbReleaseDate;
         const pierAnniversary = currentYear - pierReleaseDate;
 
-        switch (day) {
-            case "CB Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            case "Pier Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            default:
-                return ``;
-        }
+        if (month === 4 && day === 26)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else if (month === 10 && day === 4)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else
+            return null;
     }
 
 </script>
diff --git a/src/_includes/cassettebeasts/hero.njk b/src/_includes/cassettebeasts/hero.njk
index fe4355da..249aa5a7 100644
--- a/src/_includes/cassettebeasts/hero.njk
+++ b/src/_includes/cassettebeasts/hero.njk
@@ -10,9 +10,9 @@
 {% block eventScript %}
     const todayEvent = getTodayEvent();
 
-    if (todayEvent != "No event") {
+    if (todayEvent) {
         heroTopBarEl.classList.remove('hidden');
-        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = getBlurbHtml(todayEvent);
+        heroTopBarEl.innerHTML = todayEvent;
     }
 
     function getTodayEvent() {
@@ -20,34 +20,21 @@
         const month = date.getMonth() + 1;
         const day = date.getDate();
 
-        if (month == 4 && day == 26)
-            return "CB Anniversary";
-        else if (month == 10 && day == 4)
-            return "Pier Anniversary";
-        else
-            return "No event";
-    }
-
-    function getBlurbHtml(day) {
         const currentYear = new Date().getFullYear();
         const cbReleaseDate = new Date("2023-04-26").getFullYear();
         const pierReleaseDate = new Date("2023-10-04").getFullYear();
         const cbAnniversary = currentYear - cbReleaseDate;
         const pierAnniversary = currentYear - pierReleaseDate;
 
-        switch (day) {
-            case "CB Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            case "Pier Anniversary":
-                return `
-                    Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
-                `;
-                break;
-            default:
-                return ``;
-        }
+        if (month === 4 && day === 26)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${cbAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else if (month === 10 && day === 4)
+            return `
+                Today is the ${pierAnniversary}-year anniversary of the release of <cite>Pier of the Unknown</cite>, the first DLC expansion of <cite>Cassette Beasts</cite>!
+            `;
+        else
+            return null;
     }
 {% endblock %}
\ No newline at end of file